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March 2, 2007

How on earth do people expect us to not talk and pay attention in class when classes are like this?? *lmao*
Fluid Mech class, 5th hour: we’re all pissed off as usual –

Pitch: Thambi, read seonty-theyrd kostin. (read 73rd question)

V: …to augment flow of fluid another pipe is set up….

Pitch: Yes, nou we draa this segend pipe which arguments the flow…. becaas height here increases, pressure decreases…..sorry pa, sorry…..it’s other way round.

😐

Math class:

S: Sir, this is incorrect. This integral’s limits cannot be interchanged as they’re not constant. Why are we doing it?

Sat: Look, pa, do the praablum now. Explanation we will see nest class.

Circuits:

Ma’am: So because the current is of this sense, I can excite myself in both directions…. =))

The whole class burst out laughing. I think she meant to say I have to apply voltage like this or some such thing πŸ˜› But actually, she’s one of our decent-er teachers.

Today was a very funny day. Just had to put it down somewhere! πŸ˜›

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20 Comments leave one →
  1. Adit permalink
    March 2, 2007 7:13 PM

    hee………..eo! first time i b reading ur blog. thot i shud b sweet enuf to say hello…ur REALLY good. lol…regret tellin u bout my blog now. hey at least u dunno my add ;).

  2. March 2, 2007 7:16 PM

    @adit:
    i’m touched that you bothered to drop by and comment!! πŸ˜€ hee! and it’s only fair that i get to see your blog now that you’ve seen mine!! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜› so you is telling me blog address!

  3. KD Gopala kitcha permalink
    March 2, 2007 7:29 PM

    Dear estudent,

    I dont like gurls of my defartment coming and writing about my teachers in this place for public to see. You know what is the punishment for this in the army? 10 rounds in the field with a ak-47. But since I am gopalakitcha the play boy and you are a gurl eshtudent i will conshider the matter with higher authorities and come to a conclusun. Discipline must be followed. I gopala stand for discipline… so undershtand the weightage of your doings… say me the answer. Why you dun like thish. say me? say me?

  4. March 2, 2007 7:43 PM

    “(on the board) 25 = 75*3”
    umm sir ….(points).
    “……….?? (stares hard at the equation) I’m confused as to what you are saying. We will do this problem without the values.”
    ????

    Sigh!

  5. Sagaro permalink
    March 2, 2007 7:48 PM

    @Me:
    you missed the “ogeyaba”

  6. March 2, 2007 9:17 PM

    check this

    sir: you have to go back and get a review from bangalore…*stern look*
    me: okay , sir!!
    sir: you are going to go-va?
    me: no sir … its bangalore

    me …outstanding student for the rest of the day πŸ˜€

  7. hamsini permalink
    March 2, 2007 9:45 PM

    Heh.Nuts.

    We should all write a book on our experiences with sad teachers.Sandhya the other day was talking about how one of her profs called skyscrapers, sky”crappers”!Ugh!

    Higher education means nothing in our state (dare I say country?)

    And like sandhya and I were saying the other day, we should all be given some kind of award for remaining sane, smart and fairly interested in spite of these wonderful,knowledgeable imparters of education!

  8. March 2, 2007 10:36 PM

    @me:
    =)) hilarious! i’m sure gapp’ll be able to add loads more to that!! πŸ˜›

    @kausik:
    hehehe….happens! but i guess that’s really how almost all teachers are! sad!

    @hams:
    we should all be given some kind of award for remaining sane, smart and fairly interested in spite of these wonderful,knowledgeable imparters of education!

    hear, hear! πŸ™‚

  9. Sagaro permalink
    March 2, 2007 10:36 PM

    @Hamsini:
    You know what the funny thing is, even when our profs. graduated from college they said the same thing “we should all be given some kind of award for remaining sane, smart and fairly interested in spite of these wonderful,knowledgeable imparters of education!”

  10. Sid permalink
    March 2, 2007 10:41 PM

    jeez…i miss them colg days too…

    my share

    Pro explaining field theory on board..two mappila benchers talking..pro happens to be the most coolest fellow

    rubs the entire board full of alien equations and jolts down :

    “you and you get out”

    we din’t wait πŸ™‚

    as for school days

    math: both three of you get out *i guess its common i TN*,draw a straight circle ……

  11. March 3, 2007 11:28 AM

    My English prof thinks for a whole minnute to come up with this: What (Long Pause) are you (Pause) doing (Pause) there (Pause) boy???

    The best thing was when he was telling us about King Lear

    Sir: King Lear is the king in King Lear

    Class: Erm

    M: LMAO

    Sir stares at me…rest of the hour out of da class….

  12. March 3, 2007 4:41 PM

    Actually it was poc not math. Which was why it was actually possible to do the prob without values. πŸ˜›

    And math sir isn’t all that bad. Better than everybody else actually.

  13. March 3, 2007 9:14 PM

    Seonty third kostin He he πŸ™‚ very funny.

    This is how one of my lecturers speaks: The basic step in Compooter aided process planning is to identify thee futures of the praaduct. Then collect the route seets of each future and design a praacess plan manually…

    P.S Future = feature

  14. March 3, 2007 10:24 PM

    hardly one week with wordpress and u ve got 571 visits … good going

  15. March 4, 2007 9:28 AM

    @sid:
    sadly, ALL of us keep looking for a reason to be thrown outta class, but somehow it never happens. 😐

    @kar:
    rotfl! πŸ™‚ but your college is mast – full ball wonly! πŸ˜›

    @me:
    hehehe…if gapp’s read that, i’m surprised that he’s keeping his mouth shut!! πŸ˜€

    @shek:
    lol, we’re so used to teachers speaking that way, it isn’t even funny anymore. just annoying. πŸ˜›

    @TU:
    thank you, thank you! πŸ™‚

  16. Sagaro permalink
    March 4, 2007 10:16 AM

    @Suraksha:
    Like TUD pointed out, just one week and alreayd 600 odd people ‘CAME’ on your blog πŸ˜›

  17. March 4, 2007 10:33 AM

    @gapp:
    worsht sense of humour! ugh!! 😐

  18. Sagaro permalink
    March 4, 2007 11:49 AM

    624 now… congrats… may be this is the next best NMG site… πŸ˜›

  19. March 4, 2007 6:06 PM

    @ sagaro
    whats NMG ?

  20. Thiagarajan permalink
    March 14, 2007 3:44 PM

    wait until you experience a class by our honored dean…..

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