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I’m My Own Grandpa – Dr.Demento

August 31, 2006

You’re SO SO SO gonna love this song – courtesy Ajit. It’s completely, totally super-hilarious!! Lyrics below. Read as you listen. And die laughing! 😀

Oh, many, many years ago
When I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as can be
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life
For my daughter was my mother
‘Cause she was my father’s wife
To complicate the matter
Even though it really brought me joy
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy

I’m my own grandpa
I’m my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh, I’m my own grandpa

Our little baby then became
A brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my uncle
Though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle
Then that also made him brother
Of the widow’s grown-up daughter
Who of course is my step-mother

My father’s wife then had a son
Who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild
For he was my daughter’s son
My wife is now my mother’s mother
And it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife
She’s my grandmother too

I’m my own grandpa
I’m my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh, I’m my own grandpa

Now if my wife is my grandmother
Then I’m her grandchild
And every time I think of it
It nearly drives me wild
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my own grandmother
I am my own grandpa

I’m my own grandpa
I’m my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh, I’m my own grandpa

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19 Comments leave one →
  1. Shariquehttp://www.shaarique.com permalink
    August 31, 2006 10:52 PM

    he he..poor guy. In our western classics class we read a greek mythology in which a son married his own mother and didn’t realise all his life

  2. Arun J permalink
    September 1, 2006 2:01 PM

    :-&……sounds like a story told by bethaal to vikramadhitya :-&

    ever seen apoorva raagangal??

    its funny alright…. 😉

  3. ashwinhttp://www.puddleofmuddle.blogspot.com permalink
    September 1, 2006 7:03 PM

    omg, this beats that song paravai muniamma sings in dhool, im actually dripping with awesomeness today after hearing this song,

  4. September 1, 2006 9:20 PM

    @sharique:
    didn’t realize it a?? :O :O :O

    @arun:
    aboorva raagangal i’ve seen – entertaining movie!! 😀

    @ashwin:
    =)) super paatu!! 😛

  5. Sagarohttp://gapp.wordpress.com permalink
    September 1, 2006 10:38 PM

    Nice song… BTW for the nth time. Bothackr link mathu…

  6. The Boss (:D) permalink
    September 1, 2006 11:20 PM

    bloody cute song!! jus like all those k balachandar movies, aboorva ragangal, as someone has mentioned.. 😀 nice nice

  7. September 2, 2006 9:28 AM

    ROTFL!!! 😀

  8. Karthik.H permalink
    September 3, 2006 1:22 AM

    even tho i’ve read this a million times as forwards….the song version of it is sema funny….nice pick….hopefully…i won become my own grandpa…

  9. September 3, 2006 11:27 AM

    @the boss:
    hee – convoluted, it is!! 😀 😀 keep visiting!! 😀

    @me:
    saaaame ROTFL!! 😛

    @vo:
    i KNOW!!!! 😀 totally hilarious song!!

  10. the Monk permalink
    September 3, 2006 7:57 PM

    alright, that was funny…

  11. rajahttp://www.rajazone.blogspot.com permalink
    September 4, 2006 1:17 AM

    enna koduma saravanan ithu..:)

  12. aninonymous permalink
    September 5, 2006 12:17 PM

    ROTFL!! hilarious!

  13. dushyhttp://www.dushyanthsridhar.blogspot.com permalink
    September 14, 2006 9:22 PM

    Apoorva Raagangal
    I haven’t seen this is in real.
    U know someone? 😀

  14. Hellbrandt Grimm permalink
    September 16, 2006 7:43 AM

    This is that world-famous Lonzo and Oscar song, innit? It’s really funny.
    Dr. Demento is a legend. Have you heard of Tom Lehrer? He is just too funny. Especially love “Poisoning Pigeons in the Park”.

  15. vickyhttp://beta.blogger.com/profile/08115525437809585863 permalink
    September 16, 2006 7:02 PM

    hehehe…LMAO…This is hillarious…but rather confusing tho…hehe..

    okie, am a first timer here..was blog hopping and landed here…c ya soon buddy!

  16. Anonymous permalink
    September 22, 2006 3:01 PM

    ug ug u so??

  17. April 24, 2009 6:45 PM

    LOL 😀

  18. April 27, 2009 4:02 PM

    i LOVE this! it used to come on this movie that i would watch at least twice a week on Star Movies.. about eleven years ago. The Stupids. i said it then and i’m saying it again.. WHAT a movie.

  19. May 14, 2009 7:51 PM

    Just stumbled upon this. Yes, astrodominie is right. It is the stupids. Hilarious movie. The guy sings it awesomely well too!!

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