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Let’s All Strip – Underwear Spectacle

June 11, 2006

No. Seriously. Please don’t go “Ewwwwwwwwww….”!!

I’m just back from a 20 day vacation – kodai, tirunelveli, kanyakumari, kuttralam et al. The whole South Indian Works.

Now, Kuttralam. All the while on the drive, I had this perfect vision of a thundering waterfall, cold and gushing onto the rocks. When I stepped out of the car and caught a glimpse of the main falls, to say I was deeply disappointed would be understating it. It was a thread, I repeat, a thread of water – gushing onto the rocks by no means. Trickling would be a more apt description.

Even as I was recovering from this cruel version of my perfect dream – I came. I saw. And kept seeing. Before me stretched a vast sea of people – men, women and kids – all in various stages of nakedness. NOT a pretty sight, I assure you. Especially when the men think it’s alright to discuss World Cup favourites in their underwear. Soaking wet. And apparently relishing it. *puke*

And the women!! All I say is – “Yuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkkkyyyyy!!!!!”. It’s too embarrassing to get into the details!!

It was as if everyone who came there just HAD to strip down to their barest, most minimal clothing and jump into that pile of human bodies in the water. *gets the jitters* And to make things worse – obviously enjoy every moment of it. Oblivious to other beings around. :O

The strange part is that no one else but me and my cousin found the sights even remotely disgusting. Perfectly natural, it seemed. Both of us had packed up stuff for kuttralam. But after this – we contented ourselves with eating maanga – fully clothed!!! – and splashing our legs in the water that flowed below. *sigh*

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  1. Sagarohttp://gapp.wordpress.com permalink
    June 11, 2006 3:42 PM

    “Oblivious to other beings around”

    whats wrong? 😛

    Heard of the beaches in Germany? Watched the movie Euro Trip?

  2. June 11, 2006 3:47 PM

    @sagaro:
    nothing’s WRONG in the real sense of the word.

    I find it repulsive. :O

    watching it on screen ain’t so bad. when it’s live in front you – now that’s a different ball game!! :O

  3. Sagarohttp://gapp.wordpress.com permalink
    June 11, 2006 4:00 PM

    “Watching it on screen ain’t so bad”

    hohohohehehehahaha… lmao… :p

  4. June 11, 2006 4:01 PM

    @sagaro:
    sheddup you @#$&@%!!! 😛

  5. Sagarohttp://gapp.wordpress.com permalink
    June 11, 2006 4:18 PM

    @S:
    But I already laughed… :p

  6. hamsinihttp://hamdamn.livejournal.com permalink
    June 11, 2006 4:58 PM

    Whoa..you’re kidding!There should be a dress code of sorts in these places.But I’d have never imagined.I mean, Kuttralam, a waterfall down South,gives a picture of ,er,conservative-ness..sheeeesh!!!

  7. Velocity permalink
    June 11, 2006 4:59 PM

    I dont see anything wrong with it either. Whats up with you girls,eh?

  8. June 11, 2006 5:03 PM

    @hamsini:
    anything BUT conservative!! and i’m not exaggerating!! :O

    @velocity:
    no one’s talking about wrong or right. i’m just saying that it’s disgusting. dunno abt you – but to me, looking at drenched men dressed only in their underwear IS repulsive. especially when we’re not talking abt greek-god-body types!! 🙂

  9. Sagarohttp://gapp.wordpress.com permalink
    June 11, 2006 5:35 PM

    @S:
    Salman Khan???

  10. June 11, 2006 8:20 PM

    @sagaro:
    oh yuck!! i HATE him!!!

  11. Paddyman permalink
    June 11, 2006 9:05 PM

    nice comeback post…i bet there are people out there who wish you were still on your vacation

  12. End of Darkness permalink
    June 11, 2006 10:53 PM

    u shudnt be so choosy u know..

    Watching it on screen ain’t so bad eh? I wonder what that implies…

  13. Sagarohttp://gapp.wordpress.com permalink
    June 12, 2006 7:59 AM

    @End of darkness:
    Eggjactly why I was laughing….

    @S:
    Greek god types huh… how about TR?

  14. NUCLEARCARROT permalink
    June 12, 2006 9:50 AM

    yup….i agree with sagaro…..wat do u mean by watchin it on screen not so bad huh??……i thot u ppl all “chotte bachee” but not bad, many of u seem to hav seen euro trip……keep the bad work going!!!

  15. NUCLEARCARROT permalink
    June 12, 2006 9:53 AM

    and notin wrong in being dressed minimal….u want ppl(men atleast!!) with baggy jeans in water huh???forget it ….u wont find many of that sort….maybe ramnath and sorts would…LOL!!!
    and yes i refrain from talkin abt women and their clothin…!!;))

  16. June 12, 2006 10:47 AM

    @paddy:
    i’m sure. but you really can’t please everyone, can you?!

    @EoD:
    choosy??! if u call refusing to bathe along with a couple of dozen of strange, sticky, semi-nude women choosy – then choosy i am!!! :O

    @sagaro:
    TR??!! TR??!!! *puke* moron!

    @nuke:
    i HAVEN’T seen eurotrip…never even heard of the movie!! :O

    and i never said it was wrong/right. ain’t my issue at all. this post is my PERSONAL opinion. 😛

    baggy jeans is too much to expect…but underwear??!! :O

  17. NUCLEARCARROT permalink
    June 12, 2006 11:34 AM

    k got it!!!!!

  18. Anonymous permalink
    June 12, 2006 12:14 PM

    ok a question to u!!!!

    “NOT a pretty sight, I assure you. Especially when the men think it’s alright to discuss World Cup favourites in their underwear. Soaking wet. And apparently relishing it.”

    this above piece of extract is from ur own blog…but could u explain this………how do u know that they were discussing abt the wc??huh?huh?

    apparently were they shoutin ?
    or were u sittin very close to them?
    or was it that u were sittin pretty far but were observin them(ha ha ha…)??

    har har ……u will go down in history!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ha ha ha he he he hoho ho…………

  19. Anonymous permalink
    June 12, 2006 12:15 PM

    sry 4got to add……no HARM MEANT!!!but hey i cant stop laughin……

  20. June 12, 2006 12:39 PM

    @anon:
    *sigh* morons….

    the thing abt kuttralam is – ppl dress and undress just about EVERYWHERE!! :O

    so from where i was standing – i could see and hear atleast half a dozen groups of people talking!!

  21. June 12, 2006 1:26 PM

    “I came. I saw. And kept seeing.”
    Slighta why keep seeing something that is causing you so much nausea?? 😀

    O and who btw is TR??

  22. Sagarohttp://gapp.wordpress.com permalink
    June 12, 2006 4:27 PM

    @Me:
    “Why keep seeing what…” good point there. May be *that* was her first time and she kinda was curious on what lies beneath…:p

    You dont know TR? *Shocked*. Imagine Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Tom Hanks, Orlando Blooms and just about any male who would turn you on all in one body. Oh forgot to add: also include in that list that comprises the body a chimp and a ‘dandanaka’.

    For live videos of TR, go to Youtube.com and search for TR. There are a dozen of them. And trust me you wont be wasting your time.

    @S:
    Ok if not TR, how about Vijayakanth?

    @Nuke:
    Euro Trip is one awesome movie…maan!

  23. aninonymous permalink
    June 12, 2006 4:49 PM

    *an eyebrow raised* hmmm…. anons got a point!!!! btw welcome back!!!
    its odd to think such a place exists in south india specially at a place where chotti bacchee like s would go!!!

  24. Yogesh Ahuja permalink
    June 12, 2006 7:08 PM

    u know why there was no water coz you went to the falls in may…..it starts raining in mid june!!! so its like the most dry time ..better do ur home work b4 making a trip…

  25. NUCLEARCARROT permalink
    June 12, 2006 8:47 PM

    @sagaro:

    u mean “dandanaka,dinakanaka,aaa dika dika dika dishhhh!!!”
    ok or say
    “un kaal le iruke serupe,yn sadathila parupe!”

    or

    ” ohh my mary pinadi warude WATER LORRY iduche solluva sorry!”

    and yes euro trip is mmmmm some movie…but not for kiddos remember!!

  26. June 12, 2006 8:50 PM

    @me:
    kindly refer reply to anon’s comment.

    there were semi-nude ppl EVERYWHERE!! :O

    @sagaro:
    TR turns you on?? :O or are you saying TR actually turns women on? :O :O

    and plz shut up with suggestions!! :O 😛

    @anin:
    since when did i become choti bachee?? 😛

    @yogesh:
    actually, no!! april-may is THE season for kuttralam. i got my info from ppl living near there. 🙂

    the heat was too much this time or something – so not much water!! 😦

  27. June 12, 2006 8:51 PM

    @nuke:
    thanks for those charming excerpts!! :O

  28. NUCLEARCARROT permalink
    June 12, 2006 9:09 PM

    charmin huh?? u liked the water lorry part huh??

    and hey did u know that i was the anon at the first place…..ha ha …

    and wat do u man by the HEAT was too much this time huh?huh??

  29. Sagarohttp://gapp.wordpress.com permalink
    June 12, 2006 9:57 PM

    @Nuke:
    “i was the anon at the first place…..ha ha …”

    Isnt S the person who is supposed to gloat 😛

    Hey Euro Trip isnt that bad. You are making it sound like one x rated film.

    Ok yes I meant all that for TR. Thanx for those lines.

    @S:
    TR doesnt turn me on. I was just enquiring whether TR in his undies turns you on?

    Wait a min, Arent you SR???

  30. June 12, 2006 11:10 PM

    @nuke:
    anon huh??! WOW – i was just DYING to know!!

    @sagaro:
    let me make it very very clear that ANYONE in their underwear does NOT turn me on – even greek-body-types!!!

    and SR??! don’t you dare!!! hey…rhymes!! 😛

  31. NUCLEARCARROT permalink
    June 13, 2006 9:06 AM

    ahem…..realyy???ha ha ha…………….

  32. End of Darkness permalink
    June 13, 2006 5:11 PM

    so s what does turn u on? nothing? thats why u r a chotee bachchi 😀

  33. NUCLEARCARROT permalink
    June 13, 2006 10:22 PM

    aha!!! EoD u hav a pt there too…..

  34. Abhi! permalink
    June 13, 2006 11:18 PM

    You haven’t turned 18 yet. and watching naked ppl… Abhistu Abhistu

  35. Anonymous permalink
    June 14, 2006 10:05 AM

    watchin naked ppl doesnt mean u hav to be 18 though….abhi..man wrong notion …u dont hav a slight idea of wat surr is capable of…. !

  36. Sagarohttp://gapp.wordpress.com permalink
    June 14, 2006 10:51 AM

    @Abhi:
    What chooste bachi and all. She watched ClockWork orange back to back thrice in the same day.

    @Anon:
    True

  37. June 14, 2006 10:58 AM

    @abhi:
    am sure u watched a lot worse when u was my age!!! =))

    @anon:
    and you have an idea do you??

    @sagro:
    watched it ONCE. back to back thrice it seems!! =))
    and stop jalra pottufying!!

  38. Sagarohttp://gapp.wordpress.com permalink
    June 14, 2006 2:01 PM

    @S:
    Seri u watched the movie once, but u watched a few scenes again and again. And not to mention your desktop wallpaper Narfi… :p

  39. June 14, 2006 3:35 PM

    @sagaro:
    puh-leeeeeze!!! get a life!

  40. Sagarohttp://gapp.wordpress.com permalink
    June 14, 2006 9:10 PM

    lmao…

  41. dushyhttp://www.dushyanthsridhar.blogspot.com permalink
    June 15, 2006 12:27 PM

    Hee_hee_hee!!

  42. End of Darkness permalink
    June 15, 2006 1:28 PM

    u watched it once? we have a confession there.

    and a few scenes repeatedly.. and u r so repulsed by what you saw.. now thats wht i call choosy.. lack of respect. 😀 lmao

  43. June 15, 2006 3:16 PM

    @dushy:
    thanks very much!! :O

    @EoD:
    wat’s there to confess?? it’s a good film – great direction, great music. and i watched it. so there!

  44. Anonymous permalink
    June 15, 2006 9:45 PM

    @S:
    EoD has a point there. you were given a choice (unlike ludovic method)… but you chose to. No one forced you, pure will. You sudn’t complain… :p

  45. sagaro permalink
    June 15, 2006 9:45 PM

    anon was me…

  46. June 15, 2006 9:50 PM

    @sagaro:
    where do you see me complaining?? :O

  47. sagaro permalink
    June 15, 2006 9:54 PM

    the kutralam

  48. June 15, 2006 9:56 PM

    @sagaro:
    oh thot u was talkin abt the movie!! and i did NOT have a choice at kuttralam – everywhere i turned, i saw semi-nude people and i couldn’t really walk away farther coz i dinno the place and my atthai would freak!! 😛

  49. sagaro permalink
    June 15, 2006 10:10 PM

    u had a choice why go to kutralam…

  50. kausikram krishnasayee permalink
    June 15, 2006 10:10 PM

    when people get to take a bath in the water, then they do not realize that their daughter has gone mad over some f@#$ing harry potter

  51. June 15, 2006 10:12 PM

    @sagaro:
    yes….but then i had this perfect idea of kuttralam!! so obviously i wanted to go!! anyway…CHUCK!! :O

    @mark:
    profound!!

  52. Kini permalink
    June 16, 2006 1:54 PM

    Here’s a vision, would you rather they be dressed in spandex?

    Completely clothed, yet, erm… contoured(?). 😀 I get attacks of adolescene every once in a while.

    Cheers

  53. June 16, 2006 1:58 PM

    @kini:
    now that’s an idea – wouldn’t prefer it in the absolute…but relatively, spandex is way better than nude!! 😛

  54. Harish permalink
    June 17, 2006 10:39 AM

    I do remember seeing dogs standing where the water flows err.. trickles from…

    idhukku mela kutraalam keezha yaarukavadhu nikkanam thonum? 😀

  55. June 17, 2006 10:41 AM

    @harish:
    thankfully no dogs this time!! 🙂

    logically, yaarukkum thonadhu – if otherwise, open to interpretation!! 😛

  56. Katheejahttp://poisonivy88.livejournal.com permalink
    June 25, 2006 8:41 PM

    I went there when I was like 5 I think. Plenty of water then.

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